Nor would I!

Online dating thread!

It's over Buckwild!  I have the high ground!
[MTV proceeds to hack the limbs off of 4 more West Virginians]

The extra 'y' is for yuck.

I saw this a long time ago on one of those ancillary Starz/Encore channels, and it was pretty good.  I was instantly drawn to it by the name, of course.  It sounded like a Troy McClure movie.

Hey now little mouse,I hope we understand one another,hey now little mouse, show me what to do,
hey now little mouse,somethings moving there in the back room,hey now little mouse,show me what to do!

I guess I'll come the fuck in then.

What Is… Cliff Clavin? (season eight, episode 14), that's my favorite right there.

Say what you will about Kirstie Alley, but she played a damn fine Vulcan, and "I AM TOO STUPID TO LIVE" is one of the best shouted lines ever.

That said colorforms!  Although, given my advanced age, that's probably not a good selling point either.

How about Goodman and Spaceman?

It's exactly this type of oversharing that's probably killing me on Ok Cupid!

I should not have made this bargain.

We NEED THIS.

I hear their late night cartoon/comedy block is pretty funny.  I think it's called Dog Paddle.

No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying…

This sounds like a great place for the 700 club, Highway to Heaven reruns and Billy Graham.

Was this at Byrne Arena (the Izod center) last night?  Because my ordinarily sedate Monday night commute was overwhelmed with wrestling fans yesterday.

Pizza club is missing!

" The Shield plays:  watch Chiklis in the observation room.  (Not the gag with the remote, which is brilliant.)  Everyone else is having a blast, but Vic stays absolutely dead serious, because he knows that Dutchboy is on to something. "