Ok, how about Chia Earth then?  They have free T-shirts.

Ok, how about Chia Earth then?  They have free T-shirts.

I'm going to guess that the twist is that the Earth in After Earth is actually the Earth from Another Earth, that indie move that is not Melancholia.

I'm going to guess that the twist is that the Earth in After Earth is actually the Earth from Another Earth, that indie move that is not Melancholia.

Mr. Harris probably did this interview before IFC started showing the 13 days of Christmas commercials with bald Corey Feldman during EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK.  All I want to do is watch Dilbert in peace on Sunday morning with my cereal and newspaper!

Mr. Harris probably did this interview before IFC started showing the 13 days of Christmas commercials with bald Corey Feldman during EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK.  All I want to do is watch Dilbert in peace on Sunday morning with my cereal and newspaper!

The Burbs is reason #1 why I was a Feldman Fanatic all the way up until he was on the Surreal Life, and then I just kind of felt sad for him.

The Burbs is reason #1 why I was a Feldman Fanatic all the way up until he was on the Surreal Life, and then I just kind of felt sad for him.

It does now.

It does now.

I was watching this trailer last night on the iPad app, and I thought to myself, this movie needs some Morgan Freeman.

I was watching this trailer last night on the iPad app, and I thought to myself, this movie needs some Morgan Freeman.

It's definitely the greatest performance of the birthday song in the history of the birthday song. 

It's definitely the greatest performance of the birthday song in the history of the birthday song. 

Yeah, if this show's so popular, where is it on the AV Club Power Rankings???

Yeah, if this show's so popular, where is it on the AV Club Power Rankings???

Seriously.  Terry Crews would dominate both sides of the aisle with his social liberalness (clearly) and fiscal conservativeness (as witnessed in Everyone Hates Chris) and overall kickassedness.

Seriously.  Terry Crews would dominate both sides of the aisle with his social liberalness (clearly) and fiscal conservativeness (as witnessed in Everyone Hates Chris) and overall kickassedness.

"Kill them all slowly and painfully"

"Kill them all slowly and painfully"