It takes a giant bear paw to close that massive honker of Christofa's.

It doesn't matter which Simpsons episode is best, as long as we all agree that Saddlesore Galactica is the worst.

It doesn't matter which Simpsons episode is best, as long as we all agree that Saddlesore Galactica is the worst.

It took me over a month to read Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons, which was supposed to be my Halloween reading, except I underestimated how long it would take me to get through.

It took me over a month to read Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons, which was supposed to be my Halloween reading, except I underestimated how long it would take me to get through.

I don't know if AMC has room for 2 shows featuring black lady expert warrior killing machines, alas.

I don't know if AMC has room for 2 shows featuring black lady expert warrior killing machines, alas.

Fassbinder and McKellen are the 2 best things in these movies, so I applaud more Magneti.

Fassbinder and McKellen are the 2 best things in these movies, so I applaud more Magneti.

I must admit, I was not expecting that image.  Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time, I've lost too many keyboards to spitttakes as it is.

I must admit, I was not expecting that image.  Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time, I've lost too many keyboards to spitttakes as it is.

That would never work, they burst into flames anywhere near the equator.

That would never work, they burst into flames anywhere near the equator.

No Footlongs!

No Footlongs!

Photo taken shortly before railing collapse injures 3, friendly fire kills 5.

Photo taken shortly before railing collapse injures 3, friendly fire kills 5.

I'm not much of a laugher, more of a smile guy, but every good episode of 30 Rock usually has a point where I have a really strong laugh, and this was it.

I'm not much of a laugher, more of a smile guy, but every good episode of 30 Rock usually has a point where I have a really strong laugh, and this was it.

He was a very good Templeton Peck.