I was watching this with my sister-in-law, who is Chinese, and she probably laughed louder than anyone in the theater.  Which mostly just chuckled. 

Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood.

Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood.

Anyone else hoping that there just happened to be a Carnival Cruise Ship in the ocean 200 miles east of Washington DC, and well….oops?

Anyone else hoping that there just happened to be a Carnival Cruise Ship in the ocean 200 miles east of Washington DC, and well….oops?

Garth (or Dane) Iorg.

Garth (or Dane) Iorg.

Good call. The Babe Ruth stuff was the best part of that book.

Good call. The Babe Ruth stuff was the best part of that book.

I think I read those Baseball Hall of Shame books more times than anything else when I was a kid.  I definitely read one volume so many times I broke the book apart.

I think I read those Baseball Hall of Shame books more times than anything else when I was a kid.  I definitely read one volume so many times I broke the book apart.

"I'll just tape his head back on, and no one will know the difference!"

"I'll just tape his head back on, and no one will know the difference!"

I liked that your TL,DR was only 2 lines.

I liked that your TL,DR was only 2 lines.

Sadly, there are.  They advertise their little meetings in my local paper, with "famous" guest speakers who have appeared on Fox News.  It's unfortunate that I live in the reddest corner of a blue state.

Sadly, there are.  They advertise their little meetings in my local paper, with "famous" guest speakers who have appeared on Fox News.  It's unfortunate that I live in the reddest corner of a blue state.

Flagged.

Flagged.

Surely you can't have a Lady Expendables (with their pantsuit wearing coach and everything), without Sigourney Weaver, right?