I know I did.  I think I was in college before I realized "wait, this isn't actually about hunting?"

When did Ty Cobb have the time to invent that salad between all the hits, the racism and the beating up double amputee fans?

The Office is actually stuck in the Event Horizon.  As are we all.

Showtime will probably counterprogram with NICE, it will just be a bunch of photos of tits and ass and a voiceover saying "Nice!"

If they can work in a scene where Paddington is caged at Bob Fossil's zoo, I'd probably watch that. 

My incredibly weak Love Boat-related story:

I still like his Batman movies more than Nolan's.  Even with the Penguin army.

I'm sure whatever Fire Rape is, it's pretty hot.

No cowboy hat for Caveboy Carl to wear.

Rangers/Caps Game 6 on NBC Sports!

Hell-BJ (it also works as porn!)

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of the Guy Who Runs Dish Network.

Hell on Whales - basically a crappy Deadwood knockoff, except this time set on the Pequod.

I would actually watch that.

That would be the title of the behind the scenes Blu Ray extra, of course.

Braking Badly - Driving Ed instructor learns he has lupus and turns to a life of car theft in order to provide for his pet cats.  Starring Brad Garrett.

We need to go rescue him!

I learned what a toupee is from his scene in The Goonies.

It has come to my attention that Harry Dean Stanton is in this movie, does he at any point shout: "AVENGE ME?  AVVEENNGE ME!"

I hate the Flyers like every other good American, and no one cares about NJ (and I say this as a resident).