Seventh season? Shut up. It'll be a movie and you know it.

Can I just say that I'm glad Elizabethtown exists? If not for helping coin the term "Manic Pixie Dream Girl", for that hilarious suicide machine that Orlando Bloom's character comes up with?

You would think that sports, where results are generally pretty objective and fact-based, would be a place where we would want to step away from the objective bullshit of things like awards ceremonies.

If it's Bruce Jenner, I will lose my shit.

Famous Titles?

The end of the dream at the doctor's office (where the doctor just calmly acknowledges the situation) got me good.

The text of this article should have been "… into the Sun."

Let it never be said that Arcade Fire isn't pretentious as hell.

Anyone else think that they named their band precisely for situations like this headline? I definitely did a double-take until I noticed the capitalized 'D'.

But will there be pickup games of Archers Of Loaf-crosse?

1987: I'm two years old and evidently in love with Vanna White. The story I heard is that I was once crying uncontrollably in the car on the way to my grandparents' house and my dad just showed me a Time magazine article about Vanna and I immediately calmed down.

"I can't imagine what would inspire a singer to try and out-Cooke Sam Cooke" I won't make an argument in favor of his cover of A Change Is Gonna Come, but I think his live cut of "Shake" tells you everything you need to know about how much leeway we should give Redding when it comes to trying to out-Cooke Same Cooke.

Wow. No Dawes.

Now make a list of reader-submitted bands that never got the break that they deserved.

You know what? I'm not ashamed to say that I enjoyed the hell out of Zwan.

If you were uncomfortable with how the HBO show portrayed rape, you're not going to be happy with this one…

PARK LIFE!

Funny tie-in to that comment…

PUPPIES!!!

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the resemblance that "Lust For Life" has with (among other songs) The Supremes' "You Can't Hurry Love".