His G6 must've been in the shop. He raps about that thing… like, a lot.

"Don't bother my friend, he's dead tired." -John Matrix

A bottles / models rhyme
In the first 45 seconds?

Just look at that photo.

I miss
Paula Abdul-Jabbar

Because its irrelevant…

This is pretty offensive.
Because super ugly fat kids wanna party and fuck too, ya know.

For years now
9th graders everywhere have been needing a reason to mindlessly hop into drug-fueled gangbangs.

Well, now I know

One count of DVR pause… I plead Guilty.

Cameras cut to Pitt/Jolie for nearly every speech… And each cut was more and more oddly unnatural. I just wish they woulda cut to them when Ricky tore into 'The Tourist'.

I totally noticed the weepy Hanks cutaways.

We were like Jordan and Pippen
between the sheets.

Neo-Leper.

Shock Value of Douchebag/Douche…
The joke's over. Smart asses discovered/perfected it, jocks ran with it, and prime-time TV has now butchered the dead body into liquid-boring.

Stuff My Dad. Shit.

For the #2 (middle) girl…
The first fart was probably the WORST. After that though, farts are probably RIGHT back to hilarious again.

She's related to Pete Wentz?

…
Oh, hi Mark.

So
Did he get Aquaman or what?