He'd be turtled up on his ass, though, spinning around like Moe from the recoil.

See, and here's where I'm a hypocrite: this made me imagine Frankenstein with a minigun, an image which is fucking RAD.

Sexfellas sounds so paradoxically filthy and wholesome. I'm 100% on board with this suggestion, though: if we, as modern-minded folks, want a society that has a culture of consensual, mutually-fulfilling casual sex, nothing wrong with incorporating that into our media with the blithe cheer of '80's splatter. "Remember…

Not quite—if we think of our shared monoculture (or what remains of a monoculture, due to the internet's fractalization of consumption operations) as a Baudrillardian model of participation-as-creation-through-capitalism, we—

Yeah, there's a huge amount of nuance between "violence in movies causes real-life violence" and "violence in movies leads to a culture of modeling behavior where it's easier to justify violence through implicit lessons you've learned from several decades spent stewing in cultural influences."

Truly, in 2017 America, we are all participate in a great bamboozle.

Extreme avatar/comment dysynergy.

And Trump doesn't realize how close that day is—the only sane reason to vote Trump was to fill the Supreme Court vacancy. Now that's done, and they're crossing off their other little nihilistic governmental expurgations, but the major goal of the Trump administration has been accomplished. All else is gravy.

Trump is now on board.

<waitsrasp>With enough whiskey, anything'll burn down.</waitsrasp>

At this moment, I'm very grateful. On Sunday morning, I probably won't be. Until then, thank you!

Really wish Dipper had consulted me; I would have dropped a guest verse about that sweet week where Publix puts it on buy-one-get-one-free. $3.99 for 24 cans of that pamplamoose! Mix it with gin and you got a Gen Pop, don't ever stop.

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Oh, that's a fun question. I'd think any of Georgia's Classically-named places, right? Athens is nice, albeit no Athens OG, but Rome leaves a fair amount to be desired.

BRB, writing a slow jam about online dating called "Wood Selection."

NPR had a neat piece about the Lebanese photographer who's traveling around America, documenting the various American Lebanons.

"Gonorrhea was my Goneril, folks." —the President of the United S of A

Also, his mom was killed in a boating accident this weekend.

"…I'm gonna let him have this one. All right, uh well, I'm sorry to hear that, Future Me. What a terrible thing. I'll talk to you…in several years."

Love that Clinton's splits the difference between Obama and Bush.