Yes. Jerking off in a Hardee's bathroom.

A part of us all?

"Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food-crazed maniac!"

Well, the Get Out sequel just wrote itself.

Oh, of course literature sounds terrible if you focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s!

Ya got Dikked!

Mom—Get Up! Then Get Out

Get Out 2: Y'all Come Back and Get Out Again, Now

I'm 1/16th Cherokee, thank you very much.

It's so weirdly archaic-looking, like spelling "orangutan" as "ourangoutang."

Yep! I'm in the general vicinity, but I travel a fair amount, so I make sure to bounce between breweries. Definitely would recommend Legal Remedy—they just celebrated their first anniversary, which I was shocked by, considering the quality of their beers. Give them a shot; I need to swing by the actual brewery soon.

Its absolute refusal to make any kind of coherent point or sound like something that humans wrote really does make it endearing. The names! The cast! The dumbshit dialogue! The CGI cars porking each other!

I adore that pug-stupid movie.

Nothing wrong with the Kraken! …until you mix it with coconut LaCroix, drink like eight of the delicious bastards, and then find yourself constitutionally unable to drink it for five years or so.

Yeah, the data seems to be the Republican party's deathknell (but as you say, it'll take a while), but I'm worried about them pivoting over the next thirty years or so to become the party of obstruction. They got a sweet taste of that—which is just another way of enacting a conservative agenda—in the Obama years, and…

Her drinking milk between bites of Froot Loops! So absurd! My girlfriend actually hissed "what a monster" when she realized that she was alternating sips and bites.

Yeah, they didn't really bother to give her a goal or character beyond wants-to-protect-the-house, so her bodyswitch didn't have any reason behind it, unlike Grandpa's or Root's character. The image of the grandfather just running hell-for-leather at Chris was so striking out of context and even better in context; I…

Yeah, it's a pain in the ass to schedule three or more people together who are a) interested in fiddly board games and b) intrigued by/familiar with Bloodborne's aesthetic, but it's breezy and easy to pick up if you can find anyone who might be tangentially interested. If I'm up in your neck of the woods anytime soon,…

My favorite part of the movie was the self-awareness—the opening scene, with Dre saying "Nope, not tonight" and the continuous "Well, I'm not going in there" moments that Chris dropped. I saw it in a theater that was very diverse, as well, from a real quick demo-scan, and there were some real tension-release moments…

I started my first real Pokémon game—White, I think? It's fun, but very much a slow-paced and childish game. Not really feeling it, probably because I grew up without them.