"Brooks Brother Joker"—precisely. I can't think of anything more tiresome than privileged nihilism—the Milos and Steve Bannons of the world, who seem themselves as agents of chaos and destroyers of hidebound orders, when they're just more selfish goons smashing and grabbing what power they can. Glibertarians and "I…

I have a one-eyed black longhair named Spriggan. He's the most loving and gnarliest creature ever, but he just turned fourteen and has started dropping pounds and sprouting carcinomas. I'm not hopeful, but until then, he loves sleeping with his chin on mine.

That also sets up the absolutely amazing bemusement in Chief Wiggum's voice: "Baby looked at you?"

I was just listening to his bullshit prevarications during the press conference a few minutes ago—he called initially on a reporter from the Christian Broadcasting Network, then regretted it when the reporter asked him about Flynn. Immediately went into the media and avoided and and all substance. I worry he's going…

Good lord, Wideset Wingus and Wideset Dingus up in the White House.

Agreed, but it made me think of Fury Road for the first time in a couple of days, so I'll allow it.

With just a wee sprinkling of disco-bashing Real American Music rockism.

What's wrong with "Dammit, we hated synthpop the first time around!"

Great record and really great commenter handle to comment synergy.

#BLESSED

"Take to the sea!" —Trump legal counsel

Ha, is that the way they're spinning it? That's such transparent damage control. Nah, you articulated your core-level disrespect, McConnell, and you did so in a way that makes you sound like a Star Wars villain, and now Etsy storefronts are riding it to the moon. Capitalism, dog.

That's a fun thought—really hoping we make it a few decades in the future to watch the biopics about our current leaders. I can already see myself talking to my children: "Yes, he said that. Yes, that too. Yep, 'big league' like a tic."

Aww, now I almost feel bad.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to tee up such a beautiful rallying cry? "She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted." I mean, evidently McConnell-stupid, but seriously: who could ask for a bigger gift than that quote?

And shortly before putting out a call for that Easy D.

*looks at current Sec. of Education*

BoJack Horseman and the Demogorgon!? What is this—a crossover episode!?

…I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

So much fun live—Colin Meloy went into the audience and took people's purses and called their mothers during a twenty-minute-version of "The Chimbley Sweep" when I last saw them.