That really puts the "bee" in Be—

Sadly, it makes total sense.

I know.

Bikes to Watch Out For.

Thank you! And I'll work on taht,.

*Pence leans in*

I assumed this was a joke, until I googled it—and now I'm so excited to read this.

I thought that French manicured hand was Trump's for a second, but it's too robust.

This reads like Donald Trump as Judge Holden, which is awesome/terrible.

I have a brunch crew*, and she'd be our perfect fifth. This is how self-insert fanfiction starts, isn't it?

Mmm, Thunderstruck.

Oh my god, I want to go to brunch with Luna Lovegood so badly now.

They can have ectogasms!

*sobbing* Of course.

Please stop giving Bannon ideas.

Also yes. In fact, I'm going to cue that up now!

I don't know if I'd call him a genius, per se, but he did do a good job of capturing a kind of starry-eyed American story with enough directorial tricks to make it seem like art.

That's a fabulous one. The dude has so many great songs about making it through and learning from the experience—"This Year," obviously, and "You Were Cool"—and I've been listening to a ton of him since Q3 2016. Unfortunately, I keep listening to "Black Pear Tree:" "I saw the future flowering like a ruptured vessel;…

Bless John Darnielle. And also Rian Johnson.

We call that Expressive Leto Impulse.