Now I'm trying not to tear up at this image. That's wonderful.

Ha, so this is what it feels like when doves cry! I'm sorry you had that experience, but kind of glad I'm not the only one.

Heh, it's okay—it's getting to the point where it's just kind of hilarious. I teared up at Publix when the cashier asked how I was that day.

Goddammit. I hadn't cried in over twenty-four hours and I was doing so well.

I voted for Nader, Steve Bannon! NAAADER!

Alt-country is what most of their fans would call them, but yeah, I just lump it all under Americana and get to store my Uncle Tupelo right next to my Brandi Carlile. Country-inflected American rock owns.

…spaghetti time…

Melodic feminist indie punk? I got you, apples. Obviously Screaming Females, I love Daddy Issues, Tacocat definitely, and if you're looking for something darker, G.L.O.S.S. has been lighting up my dials lately!

PRAWSSATOOTS!

True story: I was the Gene Hackman role in the Young Frankenstein musical this year. It was an absolute blast.

Yes! Diet Cig is great.

"And then the skunk says, 'Kiss me where it stinks,' so I took her to Mel Gibson's compound!"

You psycho-dologizing ol' mantrap!

And then you get six free Jos. A Banks suits off of that.

I am willing to subscribe and be appalled and edified by your newsletter.

I actually saw this in a theater last night, and yeah: it's good fun, but a lot of the purported scares are incredibly cheap and based on loud noises and sudden motion. Now, the woman having a panic attack while getting stuck in a tunnel? Fucking terrifying.

Peter o' the Peat, I believe.

Yeah, it's like we didn't learn a fun lesson about internet-enabled devices as Trojan horses for malefactors last week.

I shaved the beard and kept the mustache for a quick second. It took two minutes before a friend went "holy shit, you look like Ignatius J. Reilly!" Reasonably esoteric, but deeply wounding.

Hell, I just went to the State Fair this weekend and got a free Trump bumper sticker (as well as a tiny plastic fetus to show how large a 12-week-old fetus is). Both have been incorporated into art projects.