I like it—good, solid lines, legible, and I consider "featured in Wes Anderson films" to be a bonus to the pedigree.

Nah, that would have been punk, and I would have continued contracting her. She was a good person, and I enjoyed working with her, but trust me: this was in earnest.

I tried to airbrush it to get that glossy, poreless look, but turns out that shit's toxic. Hence my sensitivity.

Yes, I saw the analytics on weirdwangs.com. You guys know how to make a man feel well-trafficked.

You know, not all of us can boast immaculate organs of conception. The shape of my junk is between me, my doctor, and the elaborate system of trusses, buttresses, cantilevers, and pulleys he's constructed.

I had a work contact whose emails—professional, 9-to-5-ass emails, mind you—were in pink Comic Sans.

Ha! I have turned away from highly-regarded restaurants because of their use of Papyrus on the posted menu. It's a weird hill on which to die, but we all have to stand for something in this world.

Don't ugly-shame my genitalia.

I enjoyed this, because I would have thought something similar. If "Algerian" is already a word, use "Algeresque" or something instead.

I, too, am sympathetic towards most schools of progressive thought, but man, if you deploy Algerian or Papyrus in a professional setting, you can go straight to hell.

Ooh, a rare simp!

Yeah, K. C. Green of Gunshow—another truly weird situation where something struck the internet's interest.

Jesus, that's criminal. In my neck o', it's no limitation—-except in cases of spousal rape, where you have thirty days to file.

Heh, a good point. California's size and bizarre spectrum of political hobbyhorses makes it a fun state to study.

Yeah, per Gus Sheridan's comment, California's black mark on this is that they've passed legislation restricting the use of plastic bags before they worked on their sexual assault statutes, but I like your hopefulness on California's role as a trend-setter.

Yeah, it's FUBAR. There are seventeen states (eighteen now) in which the statute of limitations never expires on cases of sexual assault (the full list may surprise you!). Glad you're catching up, California—no, seriously, this is a huge and laudable step.

Also the fact that I can't stop hearing it a la "Mountain of Madness"'s "bony old behind! bony old behind!"

Yeah, I read this as the recording artist Beck and thought "no, that sounds about right." Weird to hear it from that bloviating turnip from a decade back.

Get a load of eumenides!

Oh god! I just had an actual physical reaction to that. I've vetted wayyyy too many web designers in my lifetime.