Unrelated to this piece:  Was at a local pizza place with the family Wednesday.  Waitress at the next table (not our waitress) was a dead ringer for Ms. Koski.  So uncanny I have to ask: Do you have any relatives in the Twin Cities?  This kid was, I'm guessing, in her early 20s.

Unrelated to this piece:  Was at a local pizza place with the family Wednesday.  Waitress at the next table (not our waitress) was a dead ringer for Ms. Koski.  So uncanny I have to ask: Do you have any relatives in the Twin Cities?  This kid was, I'm guessing, in her early 20s.

Also probably less racism, what with an actual black dude in the room with them & all.

Also probably less racism, what with an actual black dude in the room with them & all.

My folks had one or two on 8-track when I was a kid.  The antiquity of my pop culture memories would blow this punk intern's mind.

My folks had one or two on 8-track when I was a kid.  The antiquity of my pop culture memories would blow this punk intern's mind.

Cracklin' Rosie was worse.  Much, much worse.

Cracklin' Rosie was worse.  Much, much worse.

Yeah, if I already owned 'em I doubt those scraps would make me re-buy 'em, but since I don't, they're a nice pot sweetener.

Yeah, if I already owned 'em I doubt those scraps would make me re-buy 'em, but since I don't, they're a nice pot sweetener.

I don't know Jawbreaker, either, but that Undercover of "Boxcar" by Mountain Goats was so god damn awesome it's enough to make me buy some of their stuff.

I don't know Jawbreaker, either, but that Undercover of "Boxcar" by Mountain Goats was so god damn awesome it's enough to make me buy some of their stuff.

He might as well have said, "I hate fun."

He might as well have said, "I hate fun."

And/or Ohio.

And/or Ohio.

Eh, it's just the teaser trailer.  The finished film will look better.

Eh, it's just the teaser trailer.  The finished film will look better.

But are any of the Honey Boo Boo clan really actors?  Just because they're on TV doesn't make them actors, does it?

But are any of the Honey Boo Boo clan really actors?  Just because they're on TV doesn't make them actors, does it?