Zowie Bowie…
…is Duncan Jones' birth name. True fact.

Fairy Dust…
…is not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

epic posts is right
O'Neal, you're killing it.

Focus group says
I like the inventory, but all the male critics seem "gay" and the feature as a whole is "too gay."

Andam Sandblerg.

I accept the verdict of the people.

Too soon?

The most amazing primer of the year
What makes this primer so impressive, of course, is that "Kind of Blue" not only had not yet been published at the time of publication, it had not yet even been finished!
We expected more from you, AVClub.

I'm gonna go ahead and co-sign that.

stop fail
He basically says "I decided to stop being an actor and start acting."

This weekend moved here from Canada, so they think it's slow, eh?

nabin's views on masturbation
Is it all vaguely simian? Occasionally seems that way from "The Big Rewind" and now this.

I find your lack of fifth disturbing.

Remember Alf?
He's back - in POG form!

shouldn't it be "Pfork Pfan?"

Khachaturian.

no mention of this?
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Sincerely, L. Cohen
At first I was thrown by the use of "Bird on the Wire" in the credits of the 8pm episode; then I realized the portion of the lyrics they chose: "I have tried in my way to be free." Not that the theme of free will vs. fate needed more underscoring, but this was another bit.

This whole back-and-forth is just like side 1 of "Hemispheres". I think the ad execs and MacKenzie Fegan just need Cygnus, the God of Balance to bridge the gap between them.

used to have a band called oxytocin, which was confused enough with oxycontin to become like the oneders.