Was double failing your super-secret-clever secondsies?

Fist drummers are the best. Sticks are for pussies.

I thought this was supposed to change movies forever
But it looks kinda like a cross between "Event Horizon" and "The Dark Crystal". Right? And I mean audiences love worlds with complicated back-stories, where you either don't know what the hell is going on or sit through belabored exposition. But it's in 3D!

Grammar snark fail
I think you lose the linguistic high ground when you misspell "grievous" in describing someone's questionable grammar.

canceraids, etc. etc. But hold the phone - who didn't like the old Bluth movie?! That shit ruled! Not to mention Paul Williams' awesome-esque sountrack.

Why should I feel guilty about wanting a Charlton Heston action figure?!
Michael Moore is an old man who smokes too much hash and prays to a lizard god. Don't buy his bullshit.

Go figure? Someone needs to rent "Lawnmower Man."

Firsties!
Yeah!