Shih Tzu and The Pobet, congratulations! Your joke skills are top-notch.

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury?
Nick Fury? Looks to me more like…

Those were both completely fucking retarded answers and you should both kill yourselves in shame.

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Whoa! What's going on in THAT picture? Looks to me like…

…Gay Godsmack!

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Ladies and gentlemen, opening today at the gay pride airshow, it's…

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Touch & Go? More like…

…take out a MATADOR or WHAT?

…did someone spill Chiclets on my CARROT CAKE?!

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Nice dress! Did she just…

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Wow! Is that Jessica Simpson, or…