Oh and also crashed the plane that she was actually on at the time.

Considering some of the venting going on in this comments section…I'll allow it.

I will say this in favor of the S.H.I.E.L.D.-meets-M*A*S*H prank-a-thon. It is a time-tested ploy for getting audiences to like an ensemble.

I might just. I don't hate-watch it, as I've made pretty clear. I actually care about the property and want the show to treat it right, but that option seems to be off the table. In the meantime, the simplistic suggestion that people wouldn't be perfectly happy with a GOOD show about agents investigating weird shit…

If this show were better than it is, I'd suggest that when/if the rights to The X-Men revert to Marvel, they can explain the incredulity by saying Professor X and Cerebro had been manipulating people's minds to keep anyone in authority from believing in psychic powers, which is one reason everyone mistrusts the X-Men

It's becoming very very obvious that most of the people watching this show are watching the wrong show and we should stop. No doubt your increased enjoyment would be reflected in the ratings somehow.

I want to start off with a compliment: The action and effects in the second half were pretty good and I actually liked the fight scenes with The Vanisher (I've decided to just start doing it FOR them).

That's weird. Nicholson's Joker spares a Bacon from being vandalized in Batman 89, doesn't he?

"Too hard to PICK"

He's probably referring to the guys in the original article who wrote a story titled "favorite guitar solos" in which they said that they don't really like guitar solos. Because they're punker than thou.

This thread is getting unnavigable, so this is my last one.

It went home and got his damn dinner started, that's where it went!

One guy who was no Prince, but was a fantastic guitarist from that Paisley Park crowd was Jesse Johnson, who played guitar for The Time. He never gets enough love.

Ha! I always wondered why they just rerecorded "I'm The One" without the doo-wop break and with the drum intro. Well, Alex won that one.

I think for fun guitar solo that doesn't sound like a guitar, I'd go for "Under The Milky Way."

Upped for more Rory love.

OHMYGOD!! I completely forgot! He's not the most technically proficient player on this list, but if you ever need more joy in your life, watch an old video of The Collins Kids. Larry Collins was about 10 when he was in a rockabilly act with his sister, who was probably 16. This kid would SHRED rockabilly on a…

Yeah, in a completely different direction from Maggot Brain, but fitting in with "non-rock guitar that wouldn't threaten the AV Club's cred," Just about anything by Chet Atkins is unparalleled in fingerpickin' country gee-tar.

Nerds.

You wouldn't be interested in their adventures. Next week all they're doing is going to a fireworks factory.