Every Kiss begins with K
My favorite of this year is the man with the beautiful deaf wife. The guy is so tender and sign language fluent and to top it off he pulls out a big ole rock for his special needs sweetie. Big smiles and sign language "I love yous" ensue.

enjoy your tofu turkey liberal elitists
Right, I guess we should all just pretend no turkeys are killed at Thanksgiving. How bizarre that woman is to not protect all of our delicate sensibilities.

rude mechanicals
Bleep, bop, boop, computers are the future. Ding, zip, krang, robots are coming. Wzirr, mprang, chkchkchk, Obama, Obama, Obama.