avclub-e41e164f7485ec4a28741a2d0ea41c74--disqus
lurker
avclub-e41e164f7485ec4a28741a2d0ea41c74--disqus

"Tasha Robinson is also not for an audience of young adults"
I do not know you personally, Tasha Robinson, but I suddenly feel compelled to hang out with you.

Glad I missed the boat on Rent
When friends were raving about the play during the 90's, I thought "Yeah, whatever." Fast forward to 2005, and the wife and I are watching the movie adaptation on pay-per-view - we gave in to the hype a little too late. At the end of the movie there was consensus on several points:

Nothing more than a distraction
The issue I have (indirectly) with Ms. Winehouse is that because there is so much focus on her tragedies and shortcomings, people tend to ignore things of actual importance.

Alvin and the Chipmunks as a benchmark?
The AV Club gave Alvin & the Chipmunks a C minus. Holy shit - is The Kite Runner that bad, or do CGI rats (with Jason Lee thrown in) actually have redeeming qualities?* Was the same degree of critique applied to each of these films? I hope not, but at the same time I hope yes.

No Lily Allen? Really?
I'm surprised that Ms. Allen didn't make it to the list, especially since Amy Winehouse is up there at #7. They walk hand-in-hand for the critics, don't they? Like the rest of the Western Hemisphere, I'm waiting for Ms. Winehouse to implode into a cloud of coke and Jack Daniels fumes. (But,

Africa Air Tour & Luxury Safari/Spa For Two
Throw in the opportunity to eat an endangered species and I'm sold. Any endangered species, mind you - I'm not finicky.

Jelly donuts & Hanukkah?
Someone please explain the connection to me - I'm too lazy to check Google.

Bloc Party "is the Gang of Four of the oughts" only if Gang of Four did nothing with their career beyond Joy Division covers.

20th Anniversary Collector's Edition???
How the hell is this movie 20 years old? Jesus F. Christ - that means *I'm* 20 years older than when I saw this movie in its original release… I need to sit down for a minute, I think I feel a stabbing pain in my chest…