Listen to that Bob Seger clip and watch little part of your soul die as you remember that you get Nickelback instead for Thanksgiving.

I wouldn't mind a Miracle-style movie around Slapshot. Slapshot: The Movie - Where the superstar gets pucked by tiny tim and the coach gets sent to the penalty box for excessive whining.

I was sorely disappointed when I saw the trailer for this movie, mostly because I was naive enough to think that they would actually follow the plot line of the book. I still think that the book itself, along with the Anubis Gates, would make awesome movies.

He probably
delayed it because the Beastie Boys' new album comes out in early May and he didn't wanna beat out on the charts be three middle-aged white guys

Masters
Her character probably could have worked better if she were more like Erin in The Office. She needs to be more irrational in her principals and behaviors.

Invaders from North Korea… now where have I heard that before? Oh right, it's the premise of the video game Homefront, which has a story written by the gey who wrote the original Red Dawn movie.

Too bad I couldn't take that Chrysler ad seriously. All I could think about when they showed scenes of Detroit was the end of the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video Attempt #2- "At least we're not Detroit!"

You mean to tell me
that Arnold Schwarzenegger did not let out even a single "AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH" in any of Terminator films he was in? I find that to be a bold and dubious claim.

no wait… no i don't. i do wish that i could capitalize my "i"s, though.

i wish
that i could talk to ghosts!

Tobey Maguire as Nick? That's a fucking terrible casting decision.

correction: I just remembered it was "very Kanye", not the above "so Kanye". Still, I need to know whether it should be capitalized as in the name "Kanye" or not capitalized as in the (adjective?) "kanye."

My shoes
The other day, someone said that my shoes were "so Kanye." I don't know how that comment is supposed to be received.

damn it… failed stealth first and spelling.

I beleive
the first time i heard that phrase was on the grim adventures of billy and mandy.

All of the films mentioned
were terrible movies and got straight C's from the AV Club. So i'm thinking this isn't gonna be much better, as if that weren't already obvious enough.

Clearly the "Lil" references his non-human Martian heritage, not the inferior traits by which us mere humans measure each other, such as height and age.

May all of your Halloween candy have a nice peanut, cancerAIDS, and caramel filling- sort of like a Snickers bar, but without the nougat.

All I know is that he will do Outsanding work.

I am most amused by the fact that Robbles actually used proper grammar in saying "an historic day" as opposed to "a historic day" like the dribbling masses.