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fuk - TAR - did.

Says you. I says a little of this so called "abuse" toughens 'em up, prepares 'em for the real world. Not like these whippersnappers today, all coddled and pampered, with their iPods and their cellulars and their interwebs and their sparkly abstinence vampires. Back in my day kids were brought up proper, and we

And then they lick your face, don't they? DON'T THEY?!

I think the real question is, why was this list developed in the first place? I mean, talk about inessential and completely fucking retarded. Who sits around thinking about the canine's place in pop culture? Who, dammit, who?

How is this any different than brainless adults shoving shitty entertainment down their own throats, or the throats of their friends/family?

If that many dogs…
are woven into the fabric of America, I shudder to think what the fabric smells like. What with the way wet dog and dog feces stink.

KB - You dress up like Duchovny, I'll dress up like Anderson, and we'll both have happy pants.

Marmaduke decides to preserve his virginity by engaging in butt sniffing only with his one true love.

Or a My Year of Flops entry. Either way, this looks pretty silly. Thank heavens I don't have small children that might clamor to see this.

Anyone who uses a TOS pic as their avatar has an in with me, King Bastard.

Sharpparts - Nope, but thanks for playing. I did hate Titanic, but liked plenty of other Cameron movies, including Abyss, which gets hated on pretty regularly. And I don't really have much of an opinion about Avatar other than I'm sick of being inundated with ads, which makes me not want to see it, and has to do

Oddly, I'm all about cultures that haven't discovered pants yet.

OTP - That's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. On here, anyway.

Palin makes me very, very sad to be a woman.

"Are males inherently drawn to pictures of things blowing up, or females to images of couples gazing longingly into each other's eyes?"

OTP - We are in agreement that Cameron has made some pretty great films. Still, the many, many, MANY ads for this I have seen worry me, in that they seem to be focused more on the awesome production than on the actual story.

No, it's as awful as people say because it's fucking awful, and I'm not a hipster. It's bloated, there's no chemistry between Winslet and DiCapprio, and guess what? The boat sinks!

Also, ba, are you dating really lopsided people or something?

JVS - You don't need to know. Just watch the explosions and the blue aliens and the big guns and allow your mind to be boggled. There's a good sheep.

Can I be in a slice instead of a quandrant? I'm trying to avoid all that holiday weight.