Well, you obviously are ex-Army (or military) Fhtagan, because only some one who has been there knows we did stupid shit like paint rocks. Or weed rocks.

Well, you obviously are ex-Army (or military) Fhtagan, because only some one who has been there knows we did stupid shit like paint rocks. Or weed rocks.

Best (worst?) place I've peed - drunk, main street of a suburb of Brussels, BE. Of course, urinating in public is legal in Belgium, but I still went and squatted behind a wall and pissed on the side of this building. It may have been a bank.

Best (worst?) place I've peed - drunk, main street of a suburb of Brussels, BE. Of course, urinating in public is legal in Belgium, but I still went and squatted behind a wall and pissed on the side of this building. It may have been a bank.

skullcrusherjones - I have a print of that exact same Van Gogh on my wall at home. I just thought you'd like to know that.

You can only have so many drunkard employees - for every Koski, there must be a Tasha.

I personally am a little afraid of what sort of Tasha eating video you'd all like to see.

Yeah, but what's wrong with the rest of you? Only around the for the Oreos and the ice cream. Sad.

This is just…
too awesome. Thank you for performing this valuable public service, AVC, so that the rest of us don't have to put crap like that in our mouths.

Chang, please don't retire for a few weeks. Haven't you noticed they usually intersperse the really bad items with good ones? Plus, you just rock.

That's a very specific talent you've got there, phel - the ability to orgasm upon box opening. Make sure you tell all the lovers in your life so they shower you with gifts, all of them in boxes. That's what I would do.

Bellona - I'm in the same boat. I only have two shades, skin wise, ghost white and beet red.

I knew (okay, processed) a kid when I was an MP whose parents, for some reason, named him Richard Rasch.

Exactly - he's fucking creepy! He stares at you while you sleep and slips dollar bills into your pants when you aren't paying attention. This makes me want to eat burgers how? And should I be worried I'll be molested at a BK establishment?

Prison Wine - I may have just lost all respect for you. The King is an abomination. The only good commercials were the ones where people were trying to run him down. And I'm using the term "good" loosely.

You should really be hating on…
that horrible new BK commercial with the "angry" onion. Why hasn't someone firebombed the ad agency that writes for BK yet? Between the creepy pedophiliac reverse pickpocking King, those freakish burger/human hybrids, and now redneck farmers whipping an onion, I'm not sure how much…

Second on Conscience of the King. He's also an integral part in the plot of one of the better TOS book series.

Second on Conscience of the King. He's also an integral part in the plot of one of the better TOS book series.

Can you actually fellate a tricorder?

Can you actually fellate a tricorder?