They already did banana flavored Kit Kats with the Asian foods, right?

I loved the scene in Season 2 of the wire when Nicky tells the one drug dealer a secret - that he's actually white. Cracked me up.

I've never tried PB and banana fried, but I do like to toast the bread so that the PB gets all gooey.

I think if gay porn is the first thing you think of, you spend way too much time thinking about gay porn to begin with.

Really? I can see ZMF knocking back a thick, high quality shake. Because, really, who doesn't love that?

I personally am waiting for the perfect peanut butter/banana snack food. I'm pretty sure that might be one of the 7 signs of the Apocolypse, though.

God alone knows, although I'm sure pissing came into play at some point. You can't drink that much beer without needing to take a leak.

Don't forget cow tipping. I actually knew people who did this.

e. develop a severe substance abuse and/or eating disorder?

I can't keep track anymore. I didn't know "Knowshawn" was a name until last year's football season.

Watching Nickelodeon would have required cable, which I did not have until I got to college. This is what happens when you live in farm country in the early 90s.

How proud am I
That I never watched teen soap operas, even when I was a that young and stupid. 90210, Party of 5, whatever other ones were popular, I ignored them all. Nope, it was ST:TNG and the wholesome family sitcoms for me.

It's an interesting conundrum. I think the creators are geniunely trying to mock Hollywood and the movie industry, not individuals with various disabilities. If, however, someone is genuinely offended by the use of the word "retard" in any context (like the n- word), should we still continue to use it?

Fundies everywhere are barely able to contain their spittle filled diatribes of rage.

Well, that's pretty different from pizza, unless you have some sort of regional variety that I'm not familiar with.

I'm going to send them all to you, Pilgrim.

Maybe your parents were uptight English majors?

Hey, the staff said it this time. It was just too blatant for me to ignore.

Well, obviously this is superior to no taste test at all.

Captain Kirk, in Sick Bay, with the Vulcan Death Grip.