That was pretty hilarious. I feel like he should leave it for posterity.

What was the point of the itch cream scene? Just for giggles because she may think he has an STD?

Seriously, it seems like commenters expect him to immediately take to prison such as Michael Scoffield in Prison Break, or Zahir in Oz. Believe it or not, you're not expertly prepared for prison from watching gritty television shows!

I think it was the lie that he paid "$500", & thus was only breaking even made it feel like a hustle.

It does seem too coincidental that both Stone & Naz are allergic to cats. I could see Stone finding out Naz is allergic & having a lightbulb moment.