Why your buddy was wearing acid-wash shorts, we'll never know…..

I've been wondering why there are cows hanging outside my window…

For reasons that really aren't a surprise if you've seen Sean O'Neal's posts lately….

What did they decide to do after that? Just count the syndication money?

And note that, to this day, being a C student (or one who would get Cs if it weren't for grade inflation) at Harvard is one of the strongest ways to get a job in comedy.

If we were to dump all our lazy jokes, we wouldn't have any left!

The New WKRP in Cincinnati, I think.

Then there's doing what I did, which is channel my energies into a field where those issues are ones that everyone demonstrates, regardless of whether or not they're on the spectrum….

They need to spend all that money somehow!

And for television to boot!

Can't he take the train like I do?

If it's Tom Cruise, what chance in Hell do I have?

If anything, it's more like mandatory disclosure, of the sort one would hope for in circumstances where a reviewer has a special set of knowledge.

Well, depending on what we're meaning by high-functioning- I spent my entire education (up to the PhD) in "normal" schools, but there probably is a wide distance between my Asperger's and what could be classified as high-functioning.

Or try to punch it out?

As would I if I drank.

Like what NBC once did with a miniseries in the 1980s?

Note the line J. Paul Getty had- if he paid off one set of kidnappers for a grandchild, he'd eventually have to do it for all of them.

"What do you mean, McShane is playing Lovejoy in this?"

We're strange like that.