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Col. Alphonse Dore Cliburn CBE
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*Puts on stillsuit*

But you were the one who ate all the baked beans!

Which, quite likely, is nowhere near #535 on the quality index- and that's from someone who believes it more or less certain that it will be a piece of shit.

And at least one is trying to tag you with microchips.

No, I have the pawnbroker's receipt to prove it…..

But 119 of them are watching you!

*Goes back to hunting for burritos across Chicago*

18, and they aren't all compatible on the same software…..

And, quite often, not the ones winning all the awards….

Here, have some onion rings…..

But it don't look likely….

Vince Gilligan thinks he should have gone with The Further Adventures of Ken Cosgrove, with eventual appearances by everyone on Mad Men and reducing all character motivations to "his big brother was mean to him".

How about during?

This is a program that tends to forget its own rules and logic when it benefits itself, so….

Just like Rory Calhoun!

But, if they were to delete every self-serving and duplicitous thing they've posted in 2017, half the site's contents would vanish without a trace!

There has been a tendency to use "anthology" in situations where the term "mini-series" would be far more accurate- I suspect there's a reason for this, but damned if I know what it is.

And Tom keeps finding new ways to hurt you, too….

Given their practices towards the disclosure of viewing data, can we ever really know for sure?

If only I could smooth-talk Netflix…..