Then it turns out he was mistaken, and has no children!

Ever get the feeling that the real reason attention has drifted so to other subjects is that no one actually knows anything about popular culture here anymore?

Patrick Wayne, is that you?

Would that I could find a good copy of the April Fools Day parody of that opening- the ones online all have flaws…..

Ran so deep into the woods he ran into Richard Harrow on his way out.

Spoilers: The PhDs in isolation booths on the 1970s game show Double Dare, who were of importance for the bonus round.

The University of Chicago, last I heard…..

Mambo?

And, if so, what type?

Or to discuss things with someone who hates everything the show has done for the last two-plus seasons, and who therefore doesn't mind the leaks.

Hell, even the couple of bits of details I've heard that weren't quite right sound like things that could have been altered between script and staging.

The sort of show we forgot existed until we realized how long it has run!

What, no one?

That's what he said!

But where did Madame come from?

They never said that they had a carefully thought-out plan…..

If anything, even worse- DiMaggio was basically just Hank Greenberg in center field rather than anything like the best player of his time, but that's still better than a singles-hitter who couldn't field and who for the majority of his career wasn't even the best person in his position on his own team…..

And even that's odd, as them not making it to the World Series since 1945, if anything, was even more mythologized…..

For a .364 batting average that was about as empty as it could be!

Well, deep-fat-frying it is more a Scottish thing…..