So I have read….
….. several references to Vince Neil being sober for the last few years, but I have watched him twice in the last few months downing champagne like there was no tomorrow in my bar.

Weird…
…. that's also my comeback to anyone who disagrees with me. I also "bedazzled any jeans lately?". This will immediately shut anybody up. I win!

Hmmm….
…. only 10 of their most loved songs? Looks like there is more than that, Sean…

When I lived in Russia…
… They had just premiered the Russian version of The Nanny. It was even worse in another language, and I never understood who was supposed to be the intended audience. It presented an upper class straight out of suburban America… pretty unrealistic given the circumstances of most Russians.

Jon is doing pretty good…
…. for a guy they used to call "Freddy Fart Joke".

Titties!

Oh, on a side note…
…. have any of you ever watched that "Bieber is a 50 year old pedo" video on The Onion's Youtube channel? The comments left by his fans there are simple amazing.

Who the fuck….
…. was sitting around telling this kid he could never make it? Eminem's mom? Dewey Cox's wife? Was he Rudy? He grew up in a trailer park with completely unsupportive parents, right? No, he didn't! I think he was probably unrealistically encouraged by everyone he knew, and grew up with all the money and…

In my experience, it's the fat ballet dancers with drinking problems that do the most stuff, if you know what I mean!

@superdeformed believe me, we have all been in that situation! I don't mean with weird, fat ballerinas like the one above, but sexy foreign dancers who know the value of throwing up after every other meal….

Ughh…
….. why the hell would he put a fat ballerina on the cover? Gross!

Amy Adams?

But what does….
….. Mick Jagger's BM look like?! The world needs to know!

@isjoe10 I believe the term is "rape-cute". This is going to create a whole new genre of film.

A Bosnian one, apparently…… Haven't you ever heard that Serbo- Croatian old saying, "you're never too raped to fall in love"?

Hmmm…..
…. wasn't this plot already done in The Accused?

Top Gun 2: Flying Seamen, maybe? Nah, too subtle…

Ooooh, I got it!
OK, Maverick was dishonorably discharged from the military after the events of the first film, for being openly homosexual in violation of the DADT policy put in place in '93, thereby ending the long history of the Navy being America's premier gay recruitment agency…. So, forced into teaching…

@nevin

Why do people hate Year One so much? I avoided watching it for a long time due to reviews on sites like this, but I finally saw it this summer and I thought it was very funny…. stupid, but funny. Probably the best thing Jack Black has done in years, and Michael Cera being Michael Cera worked very well in it…. It's…