Suddenly, there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called "Band-Aid Nose" to be followed. There was nothing in the building but the puzzled FBI agents of courage, who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness.

Christine Willes played another FBI agent in the early seasons. For a second, I thought they were doing a deep callback, until Scully called her Sister Mary.

Nah. They'll be OK as long as no one says "mattress."

I was totally expecting Conrad to gradually break out into a Wheatley-esque sinister laugh once he was uploaded to the cloud. Lisa unleashing a rampant, sentient AI on an unsuspecting world would have been an uncomfortably funny ending.

I took Loom in high school…
[humming]

It almost seemed to me that he was impersonating Craig Ferguson doing a phony American accent. That's based on talk-show Craig; I still haven't gotten around to seeing game-show host Craig yet.

"'Zilla" is the nickname given to the American lizard in one of the later Japanese Godzilla movies. Apparently, the true Godzilla took out the fake in about five seconds.

Morley cigarettes: The only cigarette bold enough to survive the Walking Dead apocalypse!

Eh. The Simpsons hasn't been the same since Roy left.

You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.

The first time Daniel Craig was on Letterman, Paul and the band played the Burt Bacharach theme to welcome him on. Craig's WTF look was priceless.

Can't mention the Estevez family without mentioning Uncle Joe "Soultaker" Estevez. ("Soultaker" was Martin's nickname for him, by the way.)

1969 may as well be called The Painful Wedgie Album, Vol 1 & 2. Though to be fair, I don't think Lou or anyone else in the band had any input at that time.

Lesson: Do NOT let Bobby get you yogurt.

As soon as I found out Qyburn was collecting dwarf heads, it struck me: He is truly the Doctor Krieger of ASOIAF.

Because we're all too busy complaining about Yahoo Screen?

Odd how Barbara Boxer is still in the Senate in 2017, when she was supposed to have retired in 2016. Maybe California replaced her with a hologram.

Quiet, you!

LOOORD PALMERSTON!
*punch*

"Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" — Season 18