But he's using his whole ass!

How's Annie?

Back in the day, my local alternative station's DJs were asking for guesses about what EMF stood for. I went for "England's Monthly Fad." I still think I'm right.

Nice to see Guy Incognito again. Shame about his career as a crotch model.

"Sheriff of Nottingham, in gratitude for your faithful service, I shall knight thee —"
THWACK!

Just to nitpick, the music was actually Beethoven. Even for this show, Wagner would be just a little over the top.

Captain Freedom actually appeared in several episodes, but if there's a better reason to bend the Inventory rules to include him, I can't think of one.

Jack White and Jack Black are actually diametrically-opposite beings, just like those two guys in that Star Trek episode. If they ever meet, the entire planet would be obliterated in a massive antimatter explosion. Just one of the reasons I dread waiting for the MTV Movie Awards lineup every year.

For years, I've watched the new video releases come out every Tuesday, and whenever a new box set came out, I'd think something like, "They can do a fucking She's the Boss box set, but they can't get around to finishing Hill Street?" Now at last, I can rest.

As a member of Henry's generation, I can certainly attest to the cruelty of a raging Intellivision addiction. Granted, I never broke into a neighbor's house to play AstroSmash, but when I watched that scene, I was all like, "There but for the grace of God…"

I thought that too. Of course, there was also the Council of Cross-Time Kangs 20 years earlier.

Where the hell is Ben Wyatt? He bankrupted a whole town!

It would have been nice if Criterion had put the sequel, "The Sin of Harold Diddlebock," on Disc 2 as a bonus. Even a lesser Preston Sturges movie is worth having around.

As anyone who reads The Comics Curmudgeon knows, Marmaduke is all about a monstrous hell beast who eats the terrified residents of its town and is barely kept in check by his owner, Hitler. Clearly, Marmaduke was not created by a sane mind.

I think we all knew the second we saw Hans Moleman that he would get squashed.

If they don't squeeze in Homer Simpson with a toaster somewhere, this thing's a no-sell for me.

Loved the Eighties music the Villain of the Week was playing. It really tied into the idea that Almost Human is less of a look into our future than it is a fond look back at what the future was supposed to be.

Andy Bellefleur from "True Blood." Further covering the shlub roles.

Probably not. I saw this on the West Coast, where there was no post-game lag, and there was no couch gag out here.

I love you too, Pepi.