If you sprinkle Reese's Pieces onto a bowl full of dogshit, it's probably still going to taste pretty bad.

I think at least 2 of the columns in this series should have been dedicated to Candlebox.

Most drummers who hate Ringo are into bands like Dream Theater and Yngwie Malmsteen.

His XM show
Is unlistenable. I dare you to make it through one.