True. "Excitable Boy," too.

Tom Waits: "Poor Edward." Or "The Eyeball Kid." Or "Dead and Lovely" (which always makes me think of the first season of Veronica Mars and/or Kiss Kiss Bang Bang).

Ebert's one-star review of Zoolander was explicitly almost entirely about 9/11: http://www.rogerebert.com/r…

These 20 seconds are for you. Why bother?

I recommend googling "Would I Lie to You" and "Stephen Tatlock."

I'm pretty sure he's already friends with the narrator of "Ain't That Pretty at All."

You don't want Jim Parsons shot out of a cannon, you don't want Taylor Swift shot out of a cannon… who do you want shot out of a cannon?

I.e., was associated with something girls like.

The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two-word review.

Thank you. How is not selfish to say, "I will be really upset if you die, so you have to force yourself keep dragging through life, for my sake"?

I can believe a comedian would want to go out with a helium bag over the head.

Based on what EMT-types have told me: It is super dangerous for Alana to be out in the cold rain like that.

What I wouldn't give for a big number where they dance to "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off."

http://minabeans.tumblr.com…

I'd call it an adenoidal voice before calling it a nasal voice. Now that I'm thinking about it, she sounds slightly, subtly congested.

It seemed awfully suggestive that Will brings up Abigail, and Hannibal goes right to talking about smashing teacups and believing a teacup will come back intact someday.

Didn't Boyle's fiancee on Brooklyn 99 also once eat ortolan?

He has a peculiar cleverness.

I actually found it even more charged in the middle of the episode. That's when Will and Hannibal were leaning together against Hannibal's desk, and Hannibal was watching Will as he asked about Will's desire to put his hands on him.

I watch Hannibal on hulu, which invites me to "choose my ad experience."