Welp, using words from that comic to talk about the comic sent my response into moderation. Let's see if it ever appears.

I guess a worse answer could be, "I don't care whether bitches take their cunt pills—irregardless, I ain't wearing no gunny sack!"

Yeah, I don't really get the blanket disapproval for email break-ups. I'd actually prefer to be dumped over email, because then I wouldn't have to be out somewhere with the person who dumped me (or, if they came to my place to dump me, then have to bother with them being there and getting them to leave).

Is there a good reason there's neither "load all" nor pagination for comments? Having to do "read more"; "read more"; "read more"; "read more" keeps a lot of people from being able to engage as much as they would like to.

Objectively speaking, is it really creepier than calling someone you have sex with "baby"?

I was coming here just to comment on how gorgeous Donna looked.  Those colors were great on her.

Now, in fanfic, "forced together by circumstances" inevitably leads to "have great sex."

@avclub-27c4f74efceea9a2e842815436828e8f:disqus Well, my God, Adam Scott did RPF RP of himself and Dylan McDermott about the 2003 pilot he and his colleagues pretended they had been in.
Agree with you all that it's great how Ben's portrayed.

Some men you just can't reach.

@avclub-577bf73a564d1fd9878f3c70f931a066:disqus @binkyman1776:disqus You want a MORTICIAN!  You want a MORTICIAN!!  You want a mortician….

Days late, but here's a link:

@avclub-e0a1578b57e32929a77892fadf0d0b40:disqus

You know why there are no pirates in Boston.  They can't…

And, more specifically, didn't some Somalis start going out in boats to stop the big ships that were taking advantage of Somalia's statelessness to come into Somali waters to take fish or dump waste?

I'm going to wait for *that* film's sequel, "Admiral Keenest."

I might go with "nostalgia."

I really thought there needed to be a shark attack at the end.

Nick Fury and Maria Hill ripped him out of heaven.
Coulson deals with the trauma by fucking a vampire.

Probably too late for anyone to see this, but: it wasn't only the tape recorder, and it wasn't only finding out Walt's cancer is back, though those both played a role.  And it wasn't even only Hank doing that skeezy "you don't need a lawyer" thing or his saying straight out that he wanted to control this whole thing.

He should smoke that ricin like a cigarette.