It's also too bad she apparently chose to send frighteningly threatening emails to another woman that Petraeus knew.

It's also too bad she apparently chose to send frighteningly threatening emails to another woman that Petraeus knew.

It was a biopic on the silver screen!

It was a biopic on the silver screen!

In Russian, his name would be myortviye douchey.

In Russian, his name would be myortviye douchey.

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of dead baby guts?

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of dead baby guts?

Wait, I can't be the only one who says "cai-oaty."

Wait, I can't be the only one who says "cai-oaty."

Melissa… your face is on the phone. It's done with soccer practice, and you need to PICK IT UP.

Melissa… your face is on the phone. It's done with soccer practice, and you need to PICK IT UP.

Yeah, I don't think Benedict Cumberbatch looks like most white people.  More like if a Taliban member shaved his beard and gave himself a Micheal Jackson treatment, shaving off the nose and going pale.

Yeah, I don't think Benedict Cumberbatch looks like most white people.  More like if a Taliban member shaved his beard and gave himself a Micheal Jackson treatment, shaving off the nose and going pale.

I'm pretty sure the lyrics go "there will be a show tonatch."

I'm pretty sure the lyrics go "there will be a show tonatch."

Or carte…noire?

Or carte…noire?