Little Moses was found in the stream
Little Moses was found in the stream
He floated on water
Till ol' Pharaoh's daughter
She fished him—she said—from that stream

Little Moses was found in the stream
Little Moses was found in the stream
He floated on water
Till ol' Pharaoh's daughter
She fished him—she said—from that stream

We sang it in fourth grade for assembly while also signing the lyrics in American Sign Language.

We sang it in fourth grade for assembly while also signing the lyrics in American Sign Language.

"jesus spent more time evading people trying to nail him down"

"jesus spent more time evading people trying to nail him down"

It was great in "In the Loop," when a US assistant secretary of state was chewing out a British minister for not being her meat puppet in a meeting:

It was great in "In the Loop," when a US assistant secretary of state was chewing out a British minister for not being her meat puppet in a meeting:

I broke my finger learning judo in Russia.  I don't know whether it was the same martial arts club where Putin learned judo, but it very well could have been.

I broke my finger learning judo in Russia.  I don't know whether it was the same martial arts club where Putin learned judo, but it very well could have been.

Women, schmomen.

Women, schmomen.

Mrs. Miniver 2: Miniverer?

Mrs. Miniver 2: Miniverer?

DC's in a swamp because of slavery.

DC's in a swamp because of slavery.

Right. It's realistic geekiness.  He's got adequate social skills, and the stuff he's into *does* have crossover appeal… he's just a little more into it than non-geeks.

Right. It's realistic geekiness.  He's got adequate social skills, and the stuff he's into *does* have crossover appeal… he's just a little more into it than non-geeks.

Pigs do have the intelligence of dogs, though.  It's fair enough to be amused at the idea of people being disgusted at the idea of dog meat but loving to eat pig meat—as long as they don't have to think about where it comes from.

Pigs do have the intelligence of dogs, though.  It's fair enough to be amused at the idea of people being disgusted at the idea of dog meat but loving to eat pig meat—as long as they don't have to think about where it comes from.