It's like Bugsy Malone but with real guns.

It's like Bugsy Malone but with real guns.

Louie and Never contemplating the bathtub this past week immediately made me think of Malcolm and Simon at the beginning of this movie.

Louie and Never contemplating the bathtub this past week immediately made me think of Malcolm and Simon at the beginning of this movie.

He's the Gore Vidal of the Pentagon.

He's the Gore Vidal of the Pentagon.

Aw, really?  I like the guy.  I feel like he just tries for a fun energy with his guests, and if he thinks the guest will go for flirty, he'll try to milk that.

Aw, really?  I like the guy.  I feel like he just tries for a fun energy with his guests, and if he thinks the guest will go for flirty, he'll try to milk that.

So…guys saying, out loud, as though their opinions about women's fuckability need to be aired, that they'd deign to fuck a woman known for her physical beauty after she's gained some weight… is *not* evidence of men imposing a standard about women's looks and worth?

My sister's size is 00, 0, or 2, depending on the brand.  No woman anywhere would ever say she's fat.  She's skinny.  If a woman decided she wanted to criticize my sister's body, she might say something about knobby knees.

My sister's size is 00, 0, or 2, depending on the brand.  No woman anywhere would ever say she's fat.  She's skinny.  If a woman decided she wanted to criticize my sister's body, she might say something about knobby knees.

You're a…CROOK!

You're a…CROOK!

Hey, some of us were on the Internet in the mid-90's!

Hey, some of us were on the Internet in the mid-90's!

I'm not good at music stuff, either.  But does the beginning of Craig Ferguson's "Who's that at the door? IT'S SECRETARIAT!!" song sound like the beginning of "Hey, Soul Sister"?

I'm not good at music stuff, either.  But does the beginning of Craig Ferguson's "Who's that at the door? IT'S SECRETARIAT!!" song sound like the beginning of "Hey, Soul Sister"?

@avclub-7b854e1c9778aa8ff839837766cf71d3:disqus  The best is Ragu Franch sauce.

@avclub-7b854e1c9778aa8ff839837766cf71d3:disqus  The best is Ragu Franch sauce.

If those badminton teams had claimed they were drafting, could they have prevented the DQ?