"Let me tell you about another so-called 'wicked' guy. He had long hair, and some crazy ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right! And that man's name was… well, I forget. But the point is!… I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I mean; he drove that blue car?"

**blank stare**

A couple threads up I mentioned Going In Style as contender for all time best 'elderly bank robber' movie, then looked it up because I couldn't remember the year it came out. Turns out there's a remake in the works starring… Morgan Freeman.

No we're not!

Counterpoint: Going In Style

Those went extinct in the early years of the W administration.

Oooh, eventually there'd be a season about dinosaurs!

Wait, wait, wait - no Atari AND he doesn't play D&D? What a loser!

"You're going to need to upgrade your nose for the new version."

As mandated in The Constitution.

He's "roll your eyes" weird. "oh, brother" weird. Leto is "fuck, dude, whatever you're working through? Work through it" weird. Labeouf is sad weird.

Why else would all those candles be in the voting booth?

Exactly. How does Joanie feel about Franco? No one knows.

Probably, but buy both. That way you have it. Plus, you don't jinx it. It scares me how much a lot of people are starting to think the election will be a big victory lap. It should be, but it ain't over until it's over. People still have to actually vote.

Bad Meter Readers
Bad insulation installers
Bad Court Stenographers

I can dig it.

"You know, we spent a lot of time going around and around on this one - how to convey the inner conflict this alien-robot-car was feeling: he wants to protect, yet he must do harm to do so. It's a Tolstoy-esque dilemma. At what point will he lose his alien-robot-car soul? We must have gone through 20, 25 ideas when…

That's part of what makes Bay so awful: he's got a great visual eye and chooses to use it for evil.

Just click over to the last article about Uwe Boll. Ample space for snark to run free and wild.

Tonight's special guest star: Burt Reynolds!