"The might Jabba The Hutt has decreed that you are to be cast in to the Sarlacc pit! There, you will discover a new definition of suffering as you are forced to confront the savage carnality of your own sexual desires, and the illusory nature of identity!"

Ohhhhh! It's a joke! I get jokes!

It's actually because someone sent me a picture of me with the caption on it, and I just sort of had to stare… am I offended? Flattered?

Hey, speaking of Boyega - can someone explain what the hell this 'everyone wants to go back to Jakku' meme means? I get the reference, but why is that funny? Is it funny?

Yeah, the only question is which things that we currently empirically, concretely, scientifically **know** to be true will turn out to be laughably false. I'm hoping FTL is one of them.

Marsha Jensen, president of the Geocentric Society of America.

Ha ha ha ha! Classic! I can totally relate!

Okay, seriously, if this is going to be a pun thread, let's at least keep the discourse clean and sanitarium.

JESUS H, HYPERSPACE ISN'T CROP-DUSTING YA DUMB SHIT.

Security has gone over the stool to ensure it hasn't been booby-trapped.

It's all frigates now. Cubicles are soooo 90s.

Oooh, that makes my comment about how nice your hair looks bleached really uncomfortable, doesn't it…

**Realizes with horror that The Ghost of Eazy E knows Johnny Ola even though he said he didn't. **

In that list of the directors' various roles, I'll add Michael Cimino as "the guy who makes you uncomfortable and occasionally says something interesting but overall he just kind of ruins occasions."

I'm willing to trade points on the back end if it means some creative control over who plays the role. It's about the art, you know?

She once came to the coffee stand where I worked in Portland. I'll probably go see it for that scene.

"So it was an article on air pollution in Beijing, right? And the comments section is all about the explosion in car-ownserhip among the Chinese and its environmental impact and then check it out! I write: 'Yeah, I mean everyone know they're bad drivers. It's science.' Ha ha ha! After that, all anyone talks about…

"I'm writing a children's book about a delightful, innocent tarantula who lives in a forest. I feel like it's missing something. What do you think?"

Especially as long as he never checked his messages.

Definitely a "the frogurt is also cursed" experience watching it.