Won't someone PLEASE think of how seriously the children are taking this??!!

Yes, but getting there involved 4 dry-erase boards filled with arrows and short phrases, and summaries of the wikipedia pages of several documentaries

Their presence will be reluctantly tolerated at the spiritual summits.

The part about the protesters burning American flags definitely got me wondering just that.

"Are you talking to me?"

He did win a contest!

Also Jimmy.

Days of Independence And 'Splosions

Oh, thank god. Now I don't have to take notes on the original to understand the second.

"I'll take one for me and my friends. One headset."
"You, uh… you're going to want to invest in a headset for each of you. You really are."

Studio Executive: I love this pitch. This is a story anyone can get behind. Powerful, exciting, moving. This is a movie I want to see.

I was just in the garage and found a small bottle or really good tonic. Then found a bottle of Hendrick's in a cupboard with just enough left in it. My evening has taken an upswing.

I can tell that… life to you is a dashing, bold adventure! So sing! and rejoice! Sing! and rejoice!

How does Minimum Maus keep up with the news like that?!

"I swear, every time I come to this restaurant, I say it's going to be the last time. It's just not good. The ingredients are great, and the menu looks terrific, and I just keep thinking, 'Well, this time they'll make an amazing meal!' and I get burned every single time! I'm done with it. Just done. Although……

Somebody shut down all of Gene Simmons' social media!! Now goddamnit, now!

July 9, his last performance, is my birthday. Coincidence?? Well, yes, obviously. But does this mean he'll be giving the proceeds from that performance to me as a present?? No, of course not. That'd be insane. But is it an opportunity to mention my birthday?? Yes. Unquestionably.

Or do the 2 stupids cancel each other out?

17 years old, down to the hour. You have to time your viewing very, very carefully. Even then you'll start to hate it by the end.

Wh—?! What was there not to like about Spiderman 3??