This Lulgijak just got real.

I like to think he(?) was just holding on to them.

Nothing's Gate

Ah, yeah. Now I remember. I'm actually kind of pleased I'd forgotten that. Leaves more room for Simon Phoenix quotes.

I can't think of the scene you're talking about. Why am I blanking on this?

Meatballs: It's Gone With The Wind set in Stand By Me

It was really an area where Hollyood creativity thrived.

"Here's my drawing of Iggy Pop's arm and pectoral."
"Ohhhh! I've never really understood the link between Jazz and Hip-hop sampling, but now I get it!"

I remember some years ago seeing excerpts from Lou Reed's journal that was being published, and one of the entries was just complaining how out of shape he's getting and how does Iggy Pop do it?

Also also great and in a somewhat related vein: one of my favorite lines from Parks & Rec:

WTF is Gods of Egypt, lol

**commenter bursts in to tears and logs out**

You just knead to try hearter.

"Look at that haircut! You know he's a corrupt cop who brutalizes the guilty and innocent alike and enforces justice only as a testament to his own power with a haircut like that!"

Slimer be shoppin'!

He's clearly had work done, though.

"Man, when you lose your fur-lined handcuffs and anal beads, you lose your footing!"

Excuse me - I must object to this merchandise! I find their choice highly illogical, as the average AV Club commenter has no use for medium-sized clothing.

Origins: In which Wahlberg stops Mrs. O'Leary's cow from kicking over the lantern.

I would watch a kung fu movie where someone walks in and pummels Shkreli. Only 12 minutes long? I'd still happily pay for the IMAX experience.