Staring wistfully and speaking sotto voce: "Many Bothans died to bring us this information… again."

They were appealing to a niche market.

So you are master of this domain?

Ice cream that looks like gelato that tastes like sherbet that looks like sorbet that tastes like ice cream

Hear The Remastered Version of "When Cameron Was In Egypt Land…"!

Um, well, no, actually, I haven't seen Taylor Swift's belly button… Is there something you're implying, Internet? Because those searches were purely for research.

But is the one-armed man back… in pog form?

O'Neal may be a guru of some sorts.

Unicyclists' knee?

"I got in! When do we go to Tuscany?"
"That's a typo. It's supposed to say 'Tucson.'"

Operation: Timecrime is totally the best Queensryche album.

Four stones! Not one or two or three, but four stones!

The original films play such an important role in my life - you know those works of art that come along at exactly the right moment, and it's as if the artist somehow gave interpretation to a part of you you barely knew was there, much less could articulate? It sounds corny and hyperbolic to say "The Road Warrior…

That's the first thing I think of, too. His reading of that line is perfect.

Well, Italy should totally get some Olive Gardens, but only because I want to see what happens.

"Now the key to this scene is that you're angry at your mother, yes. But it's an anger you don't dare admit to yourself, because it opens up too many issues about your own failings as a parent."

"This flying fuck we give - can you find an actress willing to go topless for it?" - studio exec

"Well, when Hollywood cinema began women wrote and directed a sizable percentage of movies! Then - and this is totally coincidence - around the time, oohhh… around the time they started making huge profits, it started being "Men's Turn"! That's all! It's still our turn!"

There's a subcommittee to discuss it.

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