"This is going in your file. Your permanent file . Good luck getting a job - you'll be lucky to Mind-Tricking snowmen on Hoth."

Or, as many were told by a Jedi master who prefers to remain nameless, "Quit it, upon hitting it, you shall."

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY CHILDREN?

Don't you hate pants?!

When asked why they'd being singled out, HBO's lawyers shrugged and said, "Sometimes you get to be a force for good."

I'm not!! I'll kick your ass for saying that! What, you think I can't?! You think I'm scared?!

But I can't help [redacted] with [redacted]!

"This video shows you running him over in reverse."
"Accident."
"You then shifted in to drive and ran over him again."
"Unrelated accident."

I'm tempted, but think I'll pass. Perhaps if you'd used the word "free" a couple more times…? Just a suggestion.

I did… but only when I caught the last episode of the final season. I was instantly in love with it, and was very excited for the next episode. Story of my life.

**Scrambles to invent a way to download Mr. Show into your brain**
"Patent approved!"
"Brain-TV! Baby loves her brain-TV!
Watchin' TV in her miiiiiiiind!"
*Applause* *bows*

Dispatch War Rocket Ajax, to bring back the dailies!

Ooh, I can't wait for the ironic twist at the end of the exhibit!

Is "That ho over there" really said so much it needs a time-saving acronym?

The guy in the office next to me loooooooves Megadeth. I tried to kid him a little about it ("Wow, is Dave Mustaine even still in to Megadeth, heh heh"), and he went full fan boy on me. "Oh, they're more productive than ever. Have you read his book? What I love about their music is it really reflects how they've…

I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL, CHAMP!! Now drink some Gatorade, shake it off and GET BACK IN THERE!!

"What are you going to do about it there, Mr. Magoo? Nothin', that's what. Okay, so it's Detroit in the near future…"

"He's at the warehouse, going in. Pulls his gun. Sees the villain and yells at him to get down, but wait, he doesn't know that guy's the villain. He's never seen him before, why would he yell at him and point the gun? Ah, I hate this fucking show. Let's watch something else."

"Madam! Careful of that puddle! Please, allow me to throw these Buffy dvd's down for you to walk safely on."

I am ready to accept that, but not that T-Rex had feathers, because that's stupid.