Years from now Plemons will be in the winding down stage of his career, and will, perhaps, play the grandfather in a Hallmark Christmas movie. And as soon as he tells his daughter that she works too hard and needs to enjoy the season, everyone watching of a certain age will say, "Oh, shit, that grandfather is stone…

You can't write the soul of a character like that, man.

Or tomorrow when we, yet again, reach a government closure unless the $1 trillion budget can be approved.

But the Nikes contain potassium benzoate.

And Bob Dole, because it would never stop being great picking it up and saying, "What the hell is this? Some kind of tube?"

"I heard that guy's ass has its own design artist."

You might even say that Disco Stu doesn't ass-vertise.

Same here.

Whip pan to: One month later.

I got a Communitinuum notification for this?

It's a rare mineral - it has a lot of similar properties as Unobtanium, but it's both easier to find, and is less prone to cause involuntary eye-rolling attacks.

Someone told me that David Lee Roth just turned sixty, and I actually laughed and said, "You said 60, I think you meant to say.." then stopped, realized, and kind of went internal for a while.

I believe you mean "Love-broker" comedies.

Cinema shows again and again how money trumps the creativity of man!

I starting watching American Horror Story after people recommended it. I saw it was by Ryan Murphy, but thought "Shawn Ryan," as in the creator of The Shield. I got very excited.

I suppose a lot would depend on whether you (the collective "you") see a director as a visual artist, thematic artist, or a story-telling artist. And I mean that in a totally neutral way - seems like either perspective is valid.

"This year's LAFCA Best Picture was 1978's Heaven Can Wait, which the critics got to talking about and streamed on line and still just love."

Good Mexican food is pretty wonderful.

My wife & I had a baby a couple months ago, and I re-started my weekly "Watch or Re-Watch the greatest films of all time" marathon with my friend this weekend. With two kids and starting a new job, life has been insane, and when I got to his house he was lounging on the couch, smoking pot, talking about the awesome…

But earlier it was talking about how those clowns in congress have done it again!