The avalanche of Roger Rabbit quotes has melted my cold, dead, embittered-by-the-death-of-my-brother drunkard heart. C'mere and get your smooch, you wiseacres.

… All the times I yanked your ears.

After Brick and Looper, I can honestly say that JGL is the only one I'd buy in that role and the only thing that would make me want to see a WFRR sequel.

Wait, 30 is middle-aged now? Jesus.

Wait, 30 is middle-aged now? Jesus.

Now THIS is a fuckin' reference, right here!

Now THIS is a fuckin' reference, right here!

Let us all offer up a prayer to whatever benevolent gods exist that the memory of Mr. Rogers stays as sainted as it currently is. If anything to the contrary ever came out it would crush the hearts of at least three generations like someone brutally stomping a kitten.

Let us all offer up a prayer to whatever benevolent gods exist that the memory of Mr. Rogers stays as sainted as it currently is. If anything to the contrary ever came out it would crush the hearts of at least three generations like someone brutally stomping a kitten.

On one memorable occasion they piped No Surprises through the local yuppie supermarket. I like to think someone working there just had a really wicked sense of humour, but who knows.

On one memorable occasion they piped No Surprises through the local yuppie supermarket. I like to think someone working there just had a really wicked sense of humour, but who knows.

Got a point, there. Garland is … well, it's Garland. It's so famously bleak they referenced the fact in fucking Zombieland.

Got a point, there. Garland is … well, it's Garland. It's so famously bleak they referenced the fact in fucking Zombieland.

I'd say 'you poor bastard', but I'd also be saying that if you had named Irving, Grand Prairie, Plano, or any of the other many, many satellites Dallas has revolving around it like turd chunks circling the lead loaf. Things could have been worse, though; East Texas makes the Metroplex look like some sort of utopian…

I'd say 'you poor bastard', but I'd also be saying that if you had named Irving, Grand Prairie, Plano, or any of the other many, many satellites Dallas has revolving around it like turd chunks circling the lead loaf. Things could have been worse, though; East Texas makes the Metroplex look like some sort of utopian…

Poor Simon. :(

Poor Simon. :(

The only time I've ever actually had this happen was at a fucking Radiohead show, of all things. The Coachella '04 performace, to be exact; the entire crowd surged forward and the combination of asshole fans pushing + desert heat + human bodies packed together very nearly made me pass out. Two girls saw that I was in…

The only time I've ever actually had this happen was at a fucking Radiohead show, of all things. The Coachella '04 performace, to be exact; the entire crowd surged forward and the combination of asshole fans pushing + desert heat + human bodies packed together very nearly made me pass out. Two girls saw that I was in…

"Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball."