"Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball."

It happened quickly enough that most people—the lucky ones,
anyway—never knew what hit them. It wasn't the bombs that finished
everything off, although they were almost certainly the catalyst for
what followed. It was the Torque, ripping through the fabric of creation
like teeth shearing through an apple. Strange…

It happened quickly enough that most people—the lucky ones,
anyway—never knew what hit them. It wasn't the bombs that finished
everything off, although they were almost certainly the catalyst for
what followed. It was the Torque, ripping through the fabric of creation
like teeth shearing through an apple. Strange…

Sweet John Galt's Badaatlasssss Song

Sweet John Galt's Badaatlasssss Song

I guess all those 3 AM booty calls at Dennys sort of catch up with a dude. I needed this hearty, wall-shaking laugh.

I guess all those 3 AM booty calls at Dennys sort of catch up with a dude. I needed this hearty, wall-shaking laugh.

Jesus fucking christ, he looks like Ozzy and Robert D'Zar fucked and had an assbaby.

Jesus fucking christ, he looks like Ozzy and Robert D'Zar fucked and had an assbaby.

For serious. I used to plug my ears until it stopped playing when I was a kid. Still gives the willies like nothing else, especially when I have to housesit for my folks, who live down a heavily wooded dirt road about twenty miles from the ass-end of nowhere, and it inexplicably gets stuck in my head.

Maybe his mom was a big Final Fantasy fan.

Maybe his mom was a big Final Fantasy fan.

Between Rabin's wrong-headed reading of this and the New Cult Canon review where duder basically claims the film is the celluloid version of a Yorkie Bar (NOT FOR GIRLS THEY DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND), I'm pretty sure Noel Murray is the only person on staff who has any basic understanding of fucking subtext. 

I remember seeing it in high school (because I'm an old fart, yes yes). I liked it a lot, but it never clicked as one of my favourite movies ever until I gave it a re-watch at 30 this year. There is so much fucking detail going on in every scene, it's insane. Fincher's OCD as shit and I love him for it. Not a wasted…

I remember seeing it in high school (because I'm an old fart, yes yes). I liked it a lot, but it never clicked as one of my favourite movies ever until I gave it a re-watch at 30 this year. There is so much fucking detail going on in every scene, it's insane. Fincher's OCD as shit and I love him for it. Not a wasted…

I'm just going to pretend it's a movie wherein Bruce Banner is out to kill Hawkeye, personally.

I'm just going to pretend it's a movie wherein Bruce Banner is out to kill Hawkeye, personally.

I really, REALLY want to put OK Computer on all of a sudden.

I really, REALLY want to put OK Computer on all of a sudden.

He is, after all, the One Who Knocks.