He is, after all, the One Who Knocks.

They will form a supergroup with Sugar Ray. It will be called Smashray Off, and the noise they make will be the wet splorch of bodies hitting pavement from a great height, the buzzing of bluebottles erupting from a child's mouth, the scream and moan of a horse with all four legs splintered in a cattle guard. It will…

They will form a supergroup with Sugar Ray. It will be called Smashray Off, and the noise they make will be the wet splorch of bodies hitting pavement from a great height, the buzzing of bluebottles erupting from a child's mouth, the scream and moan of a horse with all four legs splintered in a cattle guard. It will…

This has always been my major problem with that fat, smirking fuck. If a tribe in fucking god knows where offers you a delicacy that consists of fried pig urethras, you fucking smile and eat it and say thank you; they deserve at LEAST that much respect for sharing what little they've got with you. Bourdain knows this.…

This has always been my major problem with that fat, smirking fuck. If a tribe in fucking god knows where offers you a delicacy that consists of fried pig urethras, you fucking smile and eat it and say thank you; they deserve at LEAST that much respect for sharing what little they've got with you. Bourdain knows this.…

There was actually an incredibly disturbing, creepy, and pretty affecting ghost story written on that subject not too long ago.

There was actually an incredibly disturbing, creepy, and pretty affecting ghost story written on that subject not too long ago.

I like the idea of 3 all being one bad nightmare Ripley is having in cryo way more than I should. Headcanonizing that shit.

It seems like an awful lot of people have forgotten the snorefest that was Hillcoat's adaptation of 'The Road', but that's probably for the best. If it means more Nick Cave/Warren Ellis soundtracks they can put whatever the fuck they want up on-screen, honestly.

God bless the Alamo, where not only will you be kicked out if you act like a screaming douche, they'll roundly mock you for your troubles if and when you come back to bitch. I still watch that commercial with the MUNITED STATES OF AMERICA woman when I need a pick-me-up.