whoa.

whoa.

Haha!  I'm married with kids and can only dream of being lonely enough to make a spreadsheet of movies I've seen with assigned grades, but keep it up—you guys are awesome.  Also, I'm truly geeky enough to dream of having that kind of time.

Haha!  I'm married with kids and can only dream of being lonely enough to make a spreadsheet of movies I've seen with assigned grades, but keep it up—you guys are awesome.  Also, I'm truly geeky enough to dream of having that kind of time.

Delirium would be too much like the girls I've been with already—sure, parts of it are crazy fun, but there is also confusion, crying, screaming, nervous laughter, and a big mess to clean up when it's over.

Delirium would be too much like the girls I've been with already—sure, parts of it are crazy fun, but there is also confusion, crying, screaming, nervous laughter, and a big mess to clean up when it's over.

The point did seem to be made throughout the story that she was the quite possibly the ONLY one there that wasn't there because she wanted to be.  I believe that's what made her capacity for forgiveness possible—the effect that truth had on her.  Speaking of which, I really loved that idea all the way around—that the…

The point did seem to be made throughout the story that she was the quite possibly the ONLY one there that wasn't there because she wanted to be.  I believe that's what made her capacity for forgiveness possible—the effect that truth had on her.  Speaking of which, I really loved that idea all the way around—that the…

I think I had blocked this story out of my mind after reading it years ago.  The whole thing makes me terribly sad (and creeped out) even though the ending was strangely upbeat.

I think I had blocked this story out of my mind after reading it years ago.  The whole thing makes me terribly sad (and creeped out) even though the ending was strangely upbeat.

Teller better watch out!

Teller better watch out!

Mitt Romney has been the boyfriend of many corporations.  Or bitch.  Bitch might be more accurate.

Mitt Romney has been the boyfriend of many corporations.  Or bitch.  Bitch might be more accurate.

Sounds like a band called "hate" would be more your speed.

Sounds like a band called "hate" would be more your speed.

Eh, if you're a fan of any band besides that one that always gets talked about on the AV Club chances are you probably won't mention it here.  Due to all the hate.

Eh, if you're a fan of any band besides that one that always gets talked about on the AV Club chances are you probably won't mention it here.  Due to all the hate.

That whole wedding sequence got a big laugh in the theater I was in.

That whole wedding sequence got a big laugh in the theater I was in.