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The answer:  VERY

The answer:  VERY

Oh great—then all the sword-control nuts are going to come out of the woodwork with the "imagine if everyone there had a sword!" argument…

Oh great—then all the sword-control nuts are going to come out of the woodwork with the "imagine if everyone there had a sword!" argument…

Changing my name to The Bourne Septuagenarian…

Can't remember what I saw first in a theater, but I will never forget my dad taking me to Excalibur when I was far, far too young to see it.  He was kind of awesome that way.

Both The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under are coming out on Blu-Ray next month!  I hope my kids like them as much as I did…but they probably won't, as Batman is not in either of them.

Both The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under are coming out on Blu-Ray next month!  I hope my kids like them as much as I did…but they probably won't, as Batman is not in either of them.

Hell, I've watched up to this point in the last three weeks and just got done with this episode.  I'm a visitor from the past!

Glad to see this getting good reviews…the trailers do their job and make it look cool for sure.

Glad to see this getting good reviews…the trailers do their job and make it look cool for sure.

"From the writer of Hop" is a credit I'd never want to see on anything, and pretty much ruins any anticipation of this film I might have had…

"From the writer of Hop" is a credit I'd never want to see on anything, and pretty much ruins any anticipation of this film I might have had…

"What do you mean that's his son?"

"What do you mean that's his son?"

That is strangely hilarious.  Eat more chicken indeed…

That is strangely hilarious.  Eat more chicken indeed…

Thanks for the link…that's kind of amazing.