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I thought to myself "wow, their team must suck…with that sort of attendance they'll be headed to L.A. for sure." 

Yeah, first thing I do in a fight is punch somebody where it looks like it will hurt my hand the most on the off chance that's their weak spot…

Yeah, first thing I do in a fight is punch somebody where it looks like it will hurt my hand the most on the off chance that's their weak spot…

I swear it really felt like there were 15 minutes or so missing from this movie…not that I missed them mind you, but the stuff you mentioned bugged me a bit.

I swear it really felt like there were 15 minutes or so missing from this movie…not that I missed them mind you, but the stuff you mentioned bugged me a bit.

Wait a minute—-the Joker chase scene in the middle of TDK was a weak point for you?  That was basically the middle of that movie (and the highlight of it as far as action sequences go).

Wait a minute—-the Joker chase scene in the middle of TDK was a weak point for you?  That was basically the middle of that movie (and the highlight of it as far as action sequences go).

Wait a minute—-the Joker chase scene in the middle of TDK was a weak point for you?  That was basically the middle of that movie (and the highlight of it as far as action sequences go).

While I think I liked it more than you Dr Cuntburglar, I will say it could have actually stood to be a bit longer, as there was quite a bit that felt packed in—-the time thing was very difficult to get my brain around even though it basically announced how long it had been.  Several months going by just never felt

While I think I liked it more than you Dr Cuntburglar, I will say it could have actually stood to be a bit longer, as there was quite a bit that felt packed in—-the time thing was very difficult to get my brain around even though it basically announced how long it had been.  Several months going by just never felt

I tend to stay away from stories likely to have spoilers in them for films like this—it can't always be done, but most of the rumor sites I saw had pretty big tags on them so it wasn't too hard. I wondered if it was Talia just from my familiarity with the books (and actually thought "they're not going the Damien route

I tend to stay away from stories likely to have spoilers in them for films like this—it can't always be done, but most of the rumor sites I saw had pretty big tags on them so it wasn't too hard. I wondered if it was Talia just from my familiarity with the books (and actually thought "they're not going the Damien route

Did he die though?  I thought she shot him then she and Batman left…I could see a dude like him wounded pretty severely but still living—he was wearing the kevlar vest after all.

Did he die though?  I thought she shot him then she and Batman left…I could see a dude like him wounded pretty severely but still living—he was wearing the kevlar vest after all.

Seriously, the actual Batman has about an hour and twenty minutes total across all three films.  Don't know why you'd be surprised about that now?

Seriously, the actual Batman has about an hour and twenty minutes total across all three films.  Don't know why you'd be surprised about that now?

I took it as a joke myself—particularly since Nolan had repeatedly said there would absolutely be no Robin in this movie…

I took it as a joke myself—particularly since Nolan had repeatedly said there would absolutely be no Robin in this movie…

DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM SPEED?  JUMP THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM SPEED?  JUMP THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!